Cut jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.