Cut jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"