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What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"

When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

oof.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists