What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
He got a paper cut and bled out
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights
Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.
You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.
