Cut Jokes

What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"

say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut

I named my grass emo and it cut itself

um I need help how should I deal with depression?

joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)

the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"

Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut

Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.