Crime jokes
She said no, so I raped her.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.