Crime jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
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Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Rape victims suck, literally.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.