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Accusation From Girlfriend

J
Just Why
3 years ago ·
  • My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

    That's a big word for a 6 year old!

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that the speaker's girlfriend, who is supposedly 6 years old, accuses them of being a p3do. It's funny (not really) because of the age difference and the messed up accusation. You probably have a messed up accusation on you right now!

    Comments (1)

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    tippecanoe

    3 years ago

    Oh damn

    ZZealous Maine Coon

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