My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that the speaker's girlfriend, who is supposedly 6 years old, accuses them of being a p3do. It's funny (not really) because of the age difference and the messed up accusation. You probably have a messed up accusation on you right now!
tippecanoe
Oh damn