Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on the allegations about Michael Jackson and his attraction to young boys. The "dates" aren't romantic dates, but rather, a darker implication. It's like saying his calendar got cleared of kid time. And you're sitting here wondering why your socks don't match. Sheesh.