Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is trying to be edgy by linking a horrible act (that's rape, for you slowpokes) to something innocent like wanting a sibling to play video games with. It's supposed to be shocking because it mixes something super bad with something totally normal. But let's be real, it just falls flat because it's not funny, just gross. You probably think this is OK since you like to lick windows.
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