Terrorist Attack jokes
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.