Terrorist Attack jokes
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.