Terrorist Attack

Terrorist Attack Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

9/11

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Plane

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

Test

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Victim

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.