what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
