Crime jokes
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"