Continent jokes
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"