What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Continent Jokes
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Where is Australia?
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
When an African has a twin, your me??
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your hairline goes back to China.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.