Continent jokes
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.