Continent jokes
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Memes
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.