Continent jokes
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
The "W" in African stands for water.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
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