Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Your momma so fat she can feed entire continent of Africa with her fat!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
