Continent jokes
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Your hairline goes back to China.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.