If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. This joke plays on words. If you "enter" the bathroom as an American and then "exit" the bathroom as an American, you are a "you're a peein'" (European). Get it? I bet you feel dumb now. It's okay, happens to the best of us. *Burp*