Continent jokes
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.