Continent

Continent Jokes

Chemist

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

Crisis

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Fight

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Gun

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

Gun

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Firewall

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Fight

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

Country

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

African

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Africa

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Food

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.