What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
Whatβs a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.π
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What did the kangaroo π¦ bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
koalas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
The best way to enjoy port arthur is to shoot through- a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
