Starvation jokes

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

When I get hungry 😋

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.