Starvation jokes
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Memes
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.