Starvation

Starvation jokes

Day

    • Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

    Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

    Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

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    • Starvation memes

    Family

    • I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

    Btw, it's a joke lol.

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    • Basement

    • My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

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    • Buffet

    • You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

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    • Orphan

    • If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

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    • Community talk

    • I js saw a video of a child in Gaza crying bc he dropped a plate of food which would've fed his family

    • At this moment, someone is starving to death. They will die by the time you go to sleep tonight.

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