Starvation

Starvation Jokes

Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment