Starvation jokes
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.