Antarctica Jokes

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

I like penguins

Dark jokes are like Antarctica

The're cold

How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**

What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?

Freeze burgers.

Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?

Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.