Antarctica jokes
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
I like penguins.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0