Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
I like penguins
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
What do penguins š§ eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins š§ carry fish š in their beaks?
Because they donāt have a pockets. Iām
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iāve been little, Iāve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. āOn the searchā as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilotās license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iām afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica? Bi-Polar
Yo mama is so dumb she wanted to get some ice but she went Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt creamš¤£
