Wwe jokes

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.