You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
America vs. Europe
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You're American when you go into the bathroom and when you leave. But when you're in it, you're "European." Get it? You're a-peein'! Ha! It's funny 'cause it sounds like you're from Europe when you're just relieving yourself. And hey, you call yourself a thinker? Sheesh.
Christ
lol