Continent

Continent Jokes

Momma

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Beastiality

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Fight

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Fight

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

Africa

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

Explorer

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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  • Restroom

    Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

    Answer: European (You're-a-peein')