Continent jokes
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Memes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')