Continent jokes
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.