Continent jokes
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.