Continent jokes
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.