Continent jokes
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.