Continent Jokes

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.

In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.

people in africa have earth fire air but never water

There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift

America , ..Amefrica,... Amfrica, ......Africa......................................

What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.

Africa has every gun except for what

A water gun

whats WWE called in Africa? Shadow fight

So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.

joe mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be contined

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.