Continent jokes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
The "w" in Africa is for water.