Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Have you ever eaten African food?
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
joe mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be contined
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
