Continent jokes
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What do you call a hungry person?
African.