Continent jokes
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
The "W" in African stands for water.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Africa.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.