African jokes
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Sam Mensah!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
The "W" in African stands for water.