African jokes

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.