African

African Jokes

Africa

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Oxygen

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

Difference

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

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  • Gulag

    In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

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  • Sand

    What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

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  • Sport

    What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

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  • Pilot

    What do you call an African American pilot?

    A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Food

    Me: Have you ever tried African food?

    You: No.

    Me: They haven't either.

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  • Mother

    My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

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  • Child

    For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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