African jokes
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.