African jokes
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Sam Mensah!
The "W" in African stands for water.