Competition jokes
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
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What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.