Competition jokes
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Memes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!