Competition jokes
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."