Competition jokes
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.