Championship jokes

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"

"Yea, it was crackers!"

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.