WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Win Jokes
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies, “okay, meet me after class and we’ll settle it.” But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. “Blue.” “Nope. You got it wrong,” she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn’t wearing any underwear. “Well come with me out to my dads car, he’s waiting for me, and I’ll get you the money.” She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: “That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your pussy before the end of the day!”
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
A cheetah and a lion are racing… The cheetah wins…
The lion says, “You a cheetah!”
The cheetah replies, “Nah, you a lion!”
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn’t have 2 in him!"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ‘‘the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl’’ he smiled but my mom didn’t give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ‘‘i like your hat teal looks nice on you’’ and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.