I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights