WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
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i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
