Competition jokes
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.