Competition jokes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.