Prize Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

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DODO
in Bell

WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE

VictorSWAG118
in Puns

Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

PunnyGuy
in Alligator

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

THE BIG OOF
in Puns

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

crocodilejock
in Number

Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarter back."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Anonymous
in Best

Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get

A: a no-bell prize

Anonymous
in Puns

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

SniperDeo
in Knock knock

Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize

WOEOSJEIDJJS

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Quinn Shepard
in Puns

Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize

Chkn Nuget Dino
in Puns

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.

Anonymous
in Puns

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke - I heard he got the Nobel prize.

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Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000. I donate $35,000. I ask "what's my prize?", Boosterthon worker says "here's a headband". Me- "I donated the goal, so is that it?", Boosterthon worker- "no, it's $35,000 per person". I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.