If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
what do you say when a spanish person lose a car
Carlos
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
How did they Lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.
( idc if its a bad joke ok )
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
