Competition jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.