I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
