Competition jokes
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Memes
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.