Competition jokes
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Memes
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?