Competition jokes
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
TPOT
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.