Competition jokes
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.