Competition jokes
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.