Competition jokes
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.