Competition jokes
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".