Competition jokes
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.