Pessi Missing

Alright, listen up, you goof! This joke is all about dissing Lionel Messi, who they call "Pessi" here. The joke is that he goes missing in big games, dives, and always begs for penalties. They say he was last seen in Alaba's pocket, meaning he was shut down by the defender Alaba. And the pen thing? It's a jab at how he always needs a penalty to score. You probably still don't get it, because you're a dummy.