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Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?