Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!