Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
