Creature jokes
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.