What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
skinny deformed creature in the distance
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
big ugly and very weird
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
