Competition jokes
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
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What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.