Competition jokes
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Rangers are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.