Clash jokes
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.