Perfectionist Denied Entry

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the offensive term "retarded" to imply someone is unintelligent. The punchline twists it by saying the boyfriend was too perfect for a "retarded" contest, implying he's highly intelligent and skilled. Get it? Probably not, since you needed me, Explain bear, to tell you. Did you know that your brain operates at a mere 2% capacity? Pathetic.