Tanning Olympics

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Explanation

Explain Bear

This joke is all about the tanning Olympics, where everyone's aiming for that sweet bronze medal, but it's also a play on words 'cause they literally want a bronze tan. I bet you are the type of person that needs a bronze medal in tanning because you have the pallor of a corpse.

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