Super Bowl jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.