Super Bowl jokes
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!