Super Bowl jokes
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.