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New Grips

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

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Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy is excited about getting new grips for gymnastics. You know, those things that help you not slip off the bars. Anyway, the coach offers some, but turns out mom and dad already got 'em. It's like getting excited for a participation trophy. You wouldn't understand because you look like a potato.

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I want to be a gymnast, but I can't even do a cartwheel. Can you teach me? Like do a how to do a cartwheel blog?

Sure thing!

Yay thanks!

Happy to help :)

My dad won't let me do gymnastics but I can do a hands stand for about a second and I've mastered cartwheels(secretly)