My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude is making a bunch of puns based on food. "Ketchup" because he couldn't catch up, "mustard" because he couldn't muster up the speed, "lettuce" because let us win, "mayo" because maybe, "green" because watermelons and feeling ill, and "seed" because see the point. Get it? You probably still don't get it. I should start charging you by the hour, you are so dumb.
