Olympics

Olympics Jokes

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

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I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining

What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers

What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)

-Dark_Humor