Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics
not being retarded
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics
