How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics
not being retarded
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLYMPIC SPORT... DODGE THE COATHANGER
