Football Team jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why doesn鈥檛 Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃馃拃
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's the difference between England鈥檚 football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Q: Why doesn鈥檛 Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.