Come jokes
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"