Come jokes

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Wanna come hang out with me?

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.