wi doo orphan play with boomerang because they come back
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
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peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
Open Wide Here Comes The Airplane
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
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