Come jokes

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.