Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! š¤§
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Whatās blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
About a month ago, I was at my best friendās funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "Thatās my mom, dude."
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"