Come jokes
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!