Icing on the Couch

Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.

So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that little Johnny thinks everyone is making cake because that's what his parents and brother said they were doing when they were actually gettin' down and dirty. But then he tells his sister he knows she was doing it too because he licked the icing off the couch... The 'icing' is uh... Well, let's just say it's not actual icing and leave it at that, since you wouldn't know real icing if it slapped you in the face.

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