A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
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Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Some dude gets told he's gonna kick the bucket in two weeks, right? Doc says the good news is he's nailing the nurse. It's funny 'cause the doc's a selfish jerk, and you're a dummy for not getting it.