Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
The Dog With No Ears
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Little Johnny gets a dog, right? But this ain't just any dog, it's a dog without ears. Then, Johnny invites his neighbors over and they wanna know the dog's name. The owners are like, "Nah, we didn't bother naming him 'cause, duh, he can't hear us anyway!" Basically, it's funny 'cause it's so obvious why they didn't name the dog. You probably woulda named the dog and then been sad it didn't listen. I bet you also still use a Blackberry.