Shorthanded Rock Paper Scissors

  • My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

    Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

    Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you snowflake. This dude lost a finger and is making a joke about being "shorthanded." It's a pun, get it? Also, he can't play rock paper scissors. Loser!

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