Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
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This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
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Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
bob: can I come to your house to meet your family orphan: I don't have a family
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
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A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
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