Come jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Wanna come hang out with me?
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.