Come jokes

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

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What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Wanna come hang out with me?

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

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I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

Come post!

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.