Come jokes

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!