My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Wheelchair Theft
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This dude stole his girlfriend's wheelchair, right? So she dumps him. But get this: he's betting she'll be crawling back. Get it? Crawling because she needs the wheelchair to move. And the fact that he stole from his girl? Sad!