What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
man i had a joke but it left and lever came back
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
