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ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die

my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die

They say people are 75% water But Im 75% an orphan and 25% useless

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy

guys we should stop making orphan jokes.. There parents will get mad.... oh wait.. Continue


why do orphans hate cocomelon because his mom and dad are in every episode

In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you're talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign

I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.


what do you get when an America talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi two Aussie